QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7829 days old here
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aik to pata hi nahin chalta pehlay pms main aik doosaray say naraz ho jatay hai aur baad main yahan topic post ho jatay hain me goin........i'm back........kya masala hai....plz agar yahan batana hota hai to kam az kam reason to bata diya karain kon kis say naraz hai aur kyun ja raha hai
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7829 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Shakir Khan & Jazbat Khan are in a railway station. Jazbat khan asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Quetta?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Shakir Khan.
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A Pathan goes to see the Movie "Jurassic Park" and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
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Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Pathan. Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Pathan?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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Khushall Khan & Kaka Rori landed up in London. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.Khushall Khan somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Kaka Rori got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Khushall Khan went upstairs to see friend Kaka Rori. He met Kaka in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Kaka Rori ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Kaka replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
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A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".
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Once Kaka Rori broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt down the manhole and tried to step on it
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Kaka Rori tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. "What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?" "That's a good match. I'll use it again."
Kaka Rori buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our Pathan says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied, "No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." Kaka said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. Pathan, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"
A Pathan was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The Pathan says, "It is good that cows don't fly"
A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Pathan took the door. After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid." Next the Pathan asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?" So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door. The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7829 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
A Pathan go to a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The Pathan says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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What will a Pathan do after taking photocopies ? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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What will a Pathan do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..) ---He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan" he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Pathan?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.
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Why did 18 Pathan go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Pathan laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Why can't Pathan make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
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Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
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How can you tell when Pathan sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7829 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
The Boss A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
Time SURD: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." SURD: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
The PCO A man went to a place and asked a man where was the PCO(Public Call Office) The man pointed his finger and said: "Over There" He said "Okay, Thank You". then he went into the PCO. He took out his mobile. Then talked on it and then came out of the PCO. The person who was at the PCO got surprised. He went out and asked him that when you already had a mobile then why did u come and talk on it in the PCO. He said "Because my freind said that if you talk from the PCO, then your bill will come less"
Village Man One upon a time there man in village have learn alphabets A to Z and meet from one person who come from city ask him what u have done ? he said i have done BA village man said u have learn a wrong alphebets.
The Burnt Ears One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages. He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear." The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?" He said "That same stupid guy called again"
